- Not so loud, everyone will want one!
- That's strange... The Kids Meal should contain used medical syringes this month...
- When you order the meal, it comes with bullets.
- You should see what In-and-Out is giving away!
- Guess which is more deadly.
- This is what you get when you order the secret menu. (Next time, order the "Royale with special sauce"!)
- "Do you want fries with that?"
- Darn. My local BK only offers free wifi.
- "I'm sorry, sir. You should have received the "Saturday Night Special".
