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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Reaction Shots: Alien Abduction Bug Caused Male Pregnancies Among Men Who WooHoo-ed With Aliens In The Sims 4

Alien Abduction Bug Caused Male Pregnancies Among Men Who WooHoo-ed With Aliens In The Sims 4

Apparently, the Get to Work expansion contained a bug that started a more than usual amount of alien abductions. Alien abduction is an intentional feature, but they weren’t supposed to start happening all over the place. Once that started, male Sims suddenly started getting pregnant right and left, through no control from the players. What’s intriguing is that a lot of players thought this was really cool! Apparently, there’s already a male pregnancy mod for The Sims 4; but suddenly, lots of people with male Sims wanted to get them knocked up! Even other Sims players in other games wanted to get in on the action, wondering why their male Sims couldn’t get pregnant.
[Via Kotaku.
 
1. Bacchanalia, or Bonk-An-Alien?

2. When you WooHoo with a WhatzIt, you should expect to be expecting.

3. [Insert anal probe joke here.]    }]

4. So... what's the delivery like?

5. The baby has your eyes, and the alien's mandibles.

6. "I should have realized something when she dimmed the lights and played 'Binary Sunset' on the stereo."

7. "I don't think this long distance relationship will work."

8. "I get the strangest cravings..."

9. "If it's a girl, we'll name it 'Edie'. If it's a boy, we'll name it 'Ripley'."

10. "I always wanted a natural childbirth, but this time, I think I'll have a cesarean."

11. Your pregnancy will last about nine months, or 22 years if you're on Saturn. 

12. The blood type of your baby? AB Normal. 

13. "I should have suspected something when the alien looked like a seahorse."

14. "So... this cute curvy green woman dressed as a Martian picks me up at Comic-Con, asking me, 'Can I get directions to Uranus?'"

15. "Maybe I shouldn't have played the theme to Star Trek on my car stereo when we were making out next to the observatory. Next time, Led Zeppelin IV."

16. "Geez... one night of hot passionate sex, and then...nothing. No phone calls, no text messages. Nothing."

17. "Everytime I see Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver, I have flashbacks."

18. First symptom: Twilight sickness.

19. "No, the baby isn't kicking, but every so often, it mindmelds with me."

20. HIja', 'oH maw' 'ach tlhIngan nga'chuq reH Daghaj vISov ghegh tender 'ej SeQ!

Monday, May 1, 2017

Reaction Shots: Dog Kit


1. Do NOT attempt this yoga pose.

2. Ikea's new line of household pets, Løbo

3. I wonder what he's dreaming about. 

4. "Man! That was an awesome fireworks display! Hey, where's Rex?" 

5. The Thing cosplay. 

6. I will name him Collagen, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him... 

7.The kids wanted a dog for Christmas, but I waited until Christmas Eve before assembling. 

8. I wanted to call him "Wrecks", but my girlfriend suggested "Stay". 

9. Oops! The DNA is supposed to spiral to the RIGHT. 

10. Honey! I told you that dog kennel was too small!

11. When you feed your dog too much protein.

Friday, April 14, 2017

#ForgottenTVLyrics: Uncut Songs


This list contains TV themes which either did not broadcast the lyrics (like "Star Trek") or cut stanzas (like "Cheers"). 

  1. Alice ["There's a New Girl in Town"]
  2. All in the Family
    • Full lyrics
    • A satirical version, aimed at the FCC!
    • All In The Family [closing theme]
    • All In The Family [closing theme with lyrics!]
  3. American Bandstand
  4. The Andy Griffith Show
  5. Angie ["Different Worlds"]
  6. Baretta (Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow)
  7. Beverly Hillbillies [The full music has a third stanza about Drysdale]
  8. Bewitched
  9. The Big Bang Theory
  10. Bonanza
  11. Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
  12. The Carol Burnett Show
  13. Cheers
    • My Kind of People
    • Another Day
    • original demo
    • Final Version
    • Prost, Helmut! [The German version]
    • Cheers (Versión española)

  14. Chico and the Man
  15. Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers
  16. Combat!
  17. Davy Crockett
  18. DC Superhero Girls
  19. The Dick Van Dyke Show
  20. Diff'rent Strokes
  21. Dr. Kildare
  22. Duck Tales
  23. The Dukes of Hazzard
  24. Ellen [Texas - So Called Friend]
  25. The Facts of Life
  26. The Fall Guy
  27. Family Guy
  28. Family Matters ["As days go by" - Jesse Frederick
  29. Family Ties ["Without Us"]
  30. Fireball XL5
  31. Flo
  32. Frasier ["Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs"]
  33. Full House
  34. Fuller House [Everywhere You Look - Carly Rae Jepsen]
  35. Futurama
  36. Gidget [Johnny Tillotson - (Wait 'Til You See) My Gidget]
  37. The Greatest American Hero
  38. Disney's Gummi Bears
  39. Gunsmoke
  40. Happy Days [alternate lyrics]
  41. Have Gun Will Travel
  42. Hawaii Five-0
  43. You can watch a documentary on the creation here!
  44. The Hogan Family [Roberta Flack - Together Through The Years]
  45. Hogan's Heroes
  46. I Dream of Jeannie
  47. I Love Lucy
  48. Joannie Loves Chachi
  49. Kim Possible
  50. Leave It To Beaver (The Toy Parade)
  51. The Love Boat
  52. Looney Tunes ["The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"]
  53. Mad About You ["Final Frontier"]
  54. Makin' It
  55. Malcolm in the Middle
  56. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. [I need a source!]
  57. http://markssuperblog.blogspot.com/2012/04/man-from-uncle-theme-has-lyrics.html
  58. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
  59. The Mary Tyler Moore Show

    • First Season
    • Second Season
    • Joan Jett version, all three stanzas, third stanza rewritten
  60. M*A*S*H
  61. Maude
  62. Merrie Melodies [Merrily We Roll Along [I need a source!]
  63. https://www.discogs.com/Bugs-Bunny-With-Mitch-Miller-His-Orchestra-Merrily-We-Roll-Along-I-Taut-I-Taw-A-Puddy-Tat/release/2834101
    LT116: Billboard Frolics by dannyjmurray1 The first appearance in a Warner Brothers cartoon. Are these the original lyrics?
  64. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
  65. Mr. Belvedere
  66. The Monkees
  67. Moonlighting
  68. Mork & Mindy [I need a source!]
  69. The Munsters
  70. My Favorite Martian [Are the words legit? Or added later?]
  71. My Living Doll [colorized, legitimate lyrics?]
  72. The Odd Couple
  73. \
  74. One Foot in the Grave
  75. One Saturday Morning
  76. Pee-wee's Playhouse
  77. Perfect Strangers
  78. Petticoat Junction
  79. Phineas and Ferb ["Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day"]
  80. Popeye
  81. Punky Brewster ["Every Time I Turn Around"]
  82. Rawhide
  83. Red Dwarf
  84. Silver Spoons ["Together"]
  85. Square Pegs
  86. Star Trek
  87. Stephen Universe
  88. TaleSpin
  89. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    • Original theme (1987-1996)
  90. To Tell The Truth
  91. Welcome Back Kotter
  92. Who's The Boss? ["Brand New Life"]
  93. WKRP in Cincinnati
  94. Wonder Woman

Thursday, March 2, 2017

How I Maintain My Boyish Good Looks


1) A magical Polaroid photo is kept in a safe deposit box somewhere in the State of Iowa.

2) I slumber in a giant Tupperware container each night.


3) I use a special facial creme made of baby oil. (To answer your question: it takes four to make one ounce of oil.)


4) I found this cool meteorite/jewel on my grandfather's farm. I noticed something strange when the cows who licked it didn't age...


5) You know that Lazarus Pit? I have something similar, but it's a hot tub in the mountains, and requires a full moon, a meteor shower, a willing partner, and a bottle of champagne. (The champagne is optional.)


6) I have a twin who travels reallly slow
llllly through space in a Schrödinger box. I don't know if he's alive or dead, and he doesn't know if I'm alive or dead.


7) It's quite simple... you just need a particle accelerator, rubber bands, and a liquid lunch.


8) I have this ring... it's really cool, but I can only wear it once a year, for only a few minutes.


9) I once spent the night with a Japanese mermaid. I solved the Mermaid Problem for her, and she was quite grateful. (Ever since, I've had this thing for pickled ginger and sushi...)


10) There's this ritual involving the Konami Code...


11) I've mastered every cell of my body. As each cell stops dividing, it's replaced with a cancer cell, kept under strict control.

12) My soul jar is currently a plastic bag floating in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Eventually, it will be reduced to plastic dust particles which will be dispersed by ocean currents, making it very impervious to total destruction.

13) One word: "responsometer".

The exploded view of the blivet, which holds the FischerGriess compensator. 

14) I keep myself perpetually youthful by drinking the crushed spirits of frustrated gamers.

15) It's quite easy...just find a menstruating dragon.


Wednesday, March 1, 2017

#ForgottenTVLyrics: The Master List



The list (so far):
  1. The A*Team [full theme]
  2. Alfred Hitchcock Presents [Charles Gounod - Funeral March of a Marionette]
  3. Alice ["There's a New Girl in Town"]
  4. All in the Family
    • Full lyrics
    • A satirical version, aimed at the FCC!
    • All In The Family [closing theme]
    • All In The Family [closing theme with lyrics!]
  5. American Bandstand
  6. The Andy Griffith Show
  7. Angie ["Different Worlds"]
  8. Banacek
  9. Batman
  10. Baretta (Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow)
  11. Barnaby Jones
  12. Barney Miller
  13. Baywatch
    • Original theme ["Save Me" - Peter Cetera]
    • Syndication ["I'm Always Here"- Jimi Jamison]
    • Baywatch Hawaii "Let Me Be the One" written and performed by Carlos Villalobos, Glenn Medeiros and sung by Fiji.
    • Baywatch Nights [Alfonzo Blackwell - The Nights Will Never Be the Same]
  14. Beverly Hillbillies [The full music has a third stanza about Drysdale]
  15. Beverly Hills 90210
  16. Bewitched
  17. The Big Bang Theory
  18. The Bill Cosby Show ["Hikky Burr"]
  19. Bonanza
  20. Breaking Bad
  21. Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
  22. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  23. Candid Camera (UK)
  24. The Carol Burnett Show Celebrity Sweepstakes
  25. Charlie's Angels
  26. Charmed [Love Spit Love - "How Soon is Now"]
  27. Checkmate
  28. Cheers
    • My Kind of People
    • Another Day
    • original demo
    • Final Version
    • Prost, Helmut! [The German version]
    • Cheers (Versión española)

  29. Chico and the Man
  30. Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers
  31. CHiPS [theme only, but a rockin' 12" version]
  32. Combat!
  33. Community
  34. The Cosby Show [Seven different versions]
  35. Dallas
  36. Davy Crockett
  37. The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd [full theme?]
  38. DC Superhero Girls
  39. Deadwood
  40. The Diamond Head Game
  41. The Dick Van Dyke Show
  42. Diff'rent Strokes
  43. Dr. Kildare
  44. Downton Abbey
  45. Duck Tales
  46. The Dukes of Hazzard
  47. Dynasty
  48. Ellen [Texas - So Called Friend]
  49. The Facts of Life
  50. The Fall Guy
  51. Family Feud
  52. Family Guy
  53. Family Matters ["As days go by" - Jesse Frederick
  54. Family Ties ["Without Us"]
  55. Fawlty Towers
  56. Felicity
  57. Fireball XL5
  58. Flo
  59. Forsyte Saga [Eric Coates - The Three Elizabeths Suite - Halcyon Days]
  60. Frasier ["Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs"]
  61. Friends [The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You ]
  62. The Fugitive
  63. Full House
  64. Fuller House [Everywhere You Look - Carly Rae Jepsen]
  65. Funny Face / The Sandy Duncan Show [Need a source!]
  66. https://www.discogs.com/Jack-Jones-The-Kind-Of-Girl-She-Is/release/6913129
  67. Futurama
  68. Gidget [Johnny Tillotson - (Wait 'Til You See) My Gidget]
  69. Gilmore Girls [Carole King - "Where You Lead"]
  70. Good Times  https://www.discogs.com/Prime-Time-Good-Times-Theme/release/2156410 4:14 version ####
  71. The Golden Girls
  72. The Greatest American Hero
  73. Disney's Gummi Bears
  74. Gunsmoke
  75. Happy Days [alternate lyrics]
  76. Hart to Hart
  77. Have Gun Will Travel
  78. Hawaii Five-0
  79. HBO 1983 Intro
  80. You can watch a documentary on the creation here!
  81. Here Come the Brides ["Seattle" by Bobby Sherman]
  82. Hill Street Blues
  83. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [The Eagles - Journey of the Sorcerer]
  84. The Hogan Family [Roberta Flack - Together Through The Years]
  85. Hogan's Heroes
  86. The Honeymooners ["You're My Greatest Love"]
  87. Hotel
  88. House

    • "Teardrop" by Massive Attack (U.S.)
    • "House" by Scott Donaldson and Richard Nolan (Europe)
    • "House, M.D. Main Theme" by Jon Ehrlich and Leigh Roberts (Singapore and Netflix) ####
  89. I Dream of Jeannie
  90. I Love Lucy
  91. I Spy
  92. The Incredible Hulk: The Lonely Man Theme
  93. Ironsides
  94. It Takes A Thief
  95. Jeopardy!

    • 1964-1975 "Take Ten" by Julann Griffin ####
    • 1984-1991
    • 1991-1997
    • 1997-2001
    • 2001-2008
    • 2008-Present
  96. Joannie Loves Chachi
  97. The Joker's Wild
  98. Kim Possible
  99. Knot's Landing ###
  100. Kojak (Second theme)
  101. Kojak (First theme)
  102. Kojak (Third theme-Fifth Season)
  103. L. A. Law
  104. Land of the Giants
  105. Laugh-In
  106. Laverne & Shirley (Making Our Dreams Come True)
  107. Law and Order
  108. The Lawrence Welk Show
  109. Leave It To Beaver (The Toy Parade)
  110. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
  111. http://www.classicthemes.com/50sTVThemes/themePages/lifestylesRichFamous.html
  112. Living Dolls [Who's The Boss spin-off]
  113. The Love Boat
  114. Looney Tunes ["The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"]
  115. Lost In Space
  116. M Squad [Count Bassie!]
  117. Mad About You ["Final Frontier"]
  118. Mad Men
  119. The Magician
  120. Magnum, P.I.
  121. Makin' It
  122. Malcolm in the Middle
  123. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. [I need a source!]
  124. http://markssuperblog.blogspot.com/2012/04/man-from-uncle-theme-has-lyrics.html
  125. Mannix
  126. Marcus Welby, M.D.
  127. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
  128. The Mary Tyler Moore Show

    • First Season
    • Second Season
    • Joan Jett version, all three stanzas, third stanza rewritten


  129. M*A*S*H
  130. Masterpiece Theater [Rondeau from Sinfonies de Fanfares - Suite de Symphonies - Jean-Joseph Mouret]
  131. Maude
  132. Merrie Melodies [Merrily We Roll Along [I need a source!]
  133. https://www.discogs.com/Bugs-Bunny-With-Mitch-Miller-His-Orchestra-Merrily-We-Roll-Along-I-Taut-I-Taw-A-Puddy-Tat/release/2834101
    LT116: Billboard Frolics by dannyjmurray1 The first appearance in a Warner Brothers cartoon. Are these the original lyrics?
  134. Miami Vice
  135. Millennium
  136. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
  137. Mission: Impossible
  138. Mr. Belvedere
  139. Mister Lucky
  140. The Mod Squad [cover]
  141. The Monkees
  142. Moonlighting
  143. The Munsters
  144. My Favorite Martian [Are the words legit? Or added later?]
  145. My Living Doll [colorized, legitimate lyrics?]
  146. The Naked City

    • "This is the Naked City" by George Duning (1958-59)
    • "Somewhere in the Night" by Billy May (1960-62)
    • "The {New} Naked City Theme" by Nelson Riddle (1962-63)
  147. Name of the Game
  148. NBC Mystery Movie
  149. NBC Nightly News [John Williams - "The Mission"]
  150. NCIS
  151. Newhart###
  152. Night Court
  153. Now You See It ["Chump Change" by Quincy Jones]
  154. NYPD Blue
  155. The Odd Couple
  156. \
  157. One Foot in the Grave
  158. One Life To Live [1984-1991, Peabo Bryson]
  159. One Life to Live ["Brand New Start"]
  160. One Saturday Morning
  161. Once and Again
  162. Pee-wee's Playhouse
  163. Peter Gunn 

    • Original theme
    • ["Bye-Bye", lyrics added later]
  164. Perfect Strangers
  165. Petticoat Junction
  166. Phineas and Ferb ["Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day"]
  167. Playboy After Dark ["Playboy's Theme"]
  168. Popeye
  169. Punky Brewster ["Every Time I Turn Around"]
  170. Rawhide
  171. Red Dwarf
  172. Remington Steele
  173. The Ren & Stimpy Show
  174. Renegade
  175. Richie Brockelman, Private Eye
  176. Riptide
  177. The Rockford Files
  178. Roseanne
  179. Route 66

    • original theme
    • Lyrics added later

  180. St. Elsewhere
  181. Sanford & Son ["The Streetbeater"]
  182. Saturday Night Live - Closing Theme (A Waltz in A)
  183. Seinfeld
  184. Sesamstrasse [German]
    • Opening
    • Closing [One of my fave beats! Those horns!]
  185. Sesame Street

    • Opening
    • Closing
    • ...and the "funky chimes"!

  186. Silk Stalkings
  187. Silver Spoons ["Together"]
  188. Simon & Simon
  189. Six Million Dollar Man ["Wine Women and War"]
  190. Smallville [Remy Zero - Save Me]
  191. Soap
  192. The Sopranos [Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One)]
  193. Space 1999
  194. Square Pegs
  195. Star Trek
  196. Star Trek: The Next Generation [originally from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"]
  197. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
  198. Star Trek: Voyager
  199. Star Trek: Enterprise
  200. The Streets of San Francisco
  201. Stephen Universe
  202. S.W.A.T.
  203. TaleSpin
  204. Taxi ["Angela"]
  205. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    • Original theme (1987-1996)
    • 2003-2009
    • 2012-present
  206. Texas Wheelers [John Prine - Illegal Smile]
  207. That 70s Show [Big Star - In the Street 1972]
  208. thirtysomething
  209. Tic Tac Dough
  210. The Time Tunnel
  211. To Tell The Truth
  212. The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

    • Toot Sweet
    • It's Really Love
    • Johnny's Theme
  213. 21 Jump Street
  214. Vega$
  215. The Waltons
  216. Welcome Back Kotter
  217. What's Happening!!
  218. Wheel of Fortune Theme 1975-1983
  219. White Shadow
  220. Who's The Boss? ["Brand New Life"]
  221. Wild Wild West
  222. The Wizard of Odds
  223. WKRP in Cincinnati
  224. Wonder Woman
  225. X-Files
  226. "The Young and the Restless" (Nadia's Theme)
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Future reference


  • The Untouchables [theme only]


  • The Rogues [by Nelson Riddle]


  • Tic Tac Dough (1990 version)

  • Ripley's Believe It or Not [by Henry Mancini]
  • Game Shows!  https://www.discogs.com/Various-Classic-TV-Game-Show-Themes/release/487454
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Rugolo#Film_and_TV_Scores
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Conti#Other_film_and_television_credits
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerrold_Immel
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_DeBenedictis
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Post
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Conlan
  • John Williams (NBC News, Olympics, Amazing Stories)
  • https://www.discogs.com/Prime-Time-Good-Times-Theme/release/624111 disco versions of Good Times and Soul Train?
  • https://www.discogs.com/Prime-Time-Motown-Presents-Prime-Time-Performing-TV-Themes-The-Way-You-Like-To-Hear-Them/release/1677555

  • John Williams
  • NBC Sunday Night Football[5]
  • Amazing Stories
  • Checkmate (TV series)
  • Land of the Giants
  • Lost in Space
  • The Time Tunnel
  • The Tammy Grimes Show[6]
  • The theme for Great Performances
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primetime_Emmy_Award_for_Outstanding_Main_Title_Theme_Music
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-rated_United_States_television_programs_by_season
  • https://www.discogs.com/Chuck-Barris-Themes-From-TV-Game-Shows/release/493124
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Train#Theme_music