Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so , but SHOULD you play "It's A Small World" on the bagpipes?

MU WHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!
Sing along... you must! None can resist!

Oh, are you immune to the bagpipes that keep calling?
How about a polka band?
JAWOHL! Yew Vill TANZEN! Mit ein Bierstein in yer handt!

EVERYVUN ZING!

Diese Welt ist klein, so klein

Diese Welt ist fein, so fein

und in dieser Welt,

da wollen wir Brüder sein!

Oh... immune to that, are you?

Not ONE, not TWO, but THREE ACCORDIONS, from Lawrence Welk!

EVERYBODY POLKA!  

Or perhaps your loins yearn for some Latin loving?

Hay tanto que compartimos

Que es el momento somos conscientes

Es un mundo pequeño después de todo!

Or.... if you're really randy, you can go around the world!

OOOoooohhhhhH.... I love that announcer!

In multiple languages! NO ONE IS IMMUNE!

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! (Ooops... ahem... sorry... got lost in the moment...)

Or perhaps... a television extravaganza from... 

NORTH KOREA!

EUROBEAT!  

You are getting sleepy....soon you will be under my control...so sleeeeepyyyy....*SNORE*