1) A magical Polaroid photo is kept in a safe deposit box somewhere in the State of Iowa.
2) I slumber in a giant Tupperware container each night.
3) I use a special facial creme made of baby oil. (To answer your question: it takes four to make one ounce of oil.)
4) I found this cool meteorite/jewel on my grandfather's farm. I noticed something strange when the cows who licked it didn't age...
5) You know that Lazarus Pit? I have something similar, but it's a hot tub in the mountains, and requires a full moon, a meteor shower, a willing partner, and a bottle of champagne. (The champagne is optional.)
6) I have a twin who travels reallly slowllllly through space in a Schrödinger box. I don't know if he's alive or dead, and he doesn't know if I'm alive or dead.
7) It's quite simple... you just need a particle accelerator, rubber bands, and a liquid lunch.
8) I have this ring... it's really cool, but I can only wear it once a year, for only a few minutes.
9) I once spent the night with a Japanese mermaid. I solved the Mermaid Problem for her, and she was quite grateful. (Ever since, I've had this thing for pickled ginger and sushi...)
10) There's this ritual involving the Konami Code...
11) I've mastered every cell of my body. As each cell stops dividing, it's replaced with a cancer cell, kept under strict control.
12) My soul jar is currently a plastic bag floating in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Eventually, it will be reduced to plastic dust particles which will be dispersed by ocean currents, making it very impervious to total destruction.
13) One word: "responsometer".
The exploded view of the blivet, which holds the Fischer–Griess compensator.
14) I keep myself perpetually youthful by drinking the crushed spirits of frustrated gamers.
15) It's quite easy...just find a menstruating dragon.
Joan Jett version, all three stanzas, third stanza rewritten
M*A*S*H
Masterpiece Theater [Rondeau from Sinfonies de Fanfares - Suite de Symphonies - Jean-Joseph Mouret]
Maude
Merrie Melodies [Merrily We Roll Along [I need a source!]
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LT116: Billboard Frolicsby dannyjmurray1
The first appearance in a Warner Brothers cartoon. Are these the original lyrics?
Miami Vice
Millennium
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Mission: Impossible
Mr. Belvedere
Mister Lucky
The Mod Squad [cover]
The Monkees
Moonlighting
The Munsters
My Favorite Martian [Are the words legit? Or added later?]
My Living Doll [colorized, legitimate lyrics?]
The Naked City
"This is the Naked City" by George Duning (1958-59)
"Somewhere in the Night" by Billy May (1960-62)
"The {New} Naked City Theme" by Nelson Riddle (1962-63)
Name of the Game
NBC Mystery Movie
NBC Nightly News [John Williams - "The Mission"]
NCIS
Newhart###
Newlywed Game
Night Court
Now You See It ["Chump Change" by Quincy Jones]
NYPD Blue
The Odd Couple
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One Foot in the Grave
One Life To Live [1984-1991, Peabo Bryson]
One Life to Live ["Brand New Start"]
One Saturday Morning
Once and Again
Pee-wee's Playhouse
Peter Gunn
Original theme
["Bye-Bye", lyrics added later]
Perfect Strangers
Petticoat Junction
Phineas and Ferb ["Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day"]
Playboy After Dark ["Playboy's Theme"]
Popeye
Punky Brewster ["Every Time I Turn Around"]
Rawhide
Red Dwarf
Remington Steele
The Ren & Stimpy Show
Renegade
Richie Brockelman, Private Eye
Riptide
The Rockford Files
Roseanne
Route 66
original theme
Lyrics added later
St. Elsewhere
Sanford & Son ["The Streetbeater"]
Saturday Night Live - Closing Theme (A Waltz in A)
Seinfeld
Sesamstrasse [German]
Opening
Closing [One of my fave beats! Those horns!]
Sesame Street
Opening
Closing
...and the "funky chimes"!
Silk Stalkings
Silver Spoons ["Together"]
Simon & Simon
Six Million Dollar Man ["Wine Women and War"]
Smallville [Remy Zero - Save Me]
Soap
The Sopranos [Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One)]
Space 1999
Square Pegs
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation [originally from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"]
