Saturday, June 17, 2017
You Always Hurt the Ones You Love (or, The Receiving Line Forms to the Left)
1) How hard?
2) Slap? For $1 Million?
What do I get for a good solid punch?
3) Which part of the body?
4) What do I get for a poke? Rat tail? Tickling?
Do I get a bonus if they wet themselves while being tickled?
5) Do I have to share the $1 Million with them?
6) Do they get to reciprocate?
7) Do I get less money if they enjoy it?
8) May I use... a herring?
9) Can I put it on YouTube and make money from advertising?
10) Only if I can kiss it and make it better afterwards.