Super Bowl XLVIII Commercials: Fourth Quarter

(If you're curious about this, go read the Wikipedia article!  I don't know how much input Steve Jobs had with this ad, but it singlehandedly changed how Madison Avenue viewed the Super Bowl.)
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Coca-Cola football ad.   meh.  I was hoping for a call-out to Mean Joe Greene.  They couldn't have made him the groundskeeper?  Lost opportunity.  FAIL.   

Butterfinger.  Marriage counselor.  um... okay...
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What is technology?  Microsoft?  *sniffle*

Nice ride.  Hyundai Elantra.  Huh?
Nice copyright notice, NFL!
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All the villains are played by Brits.  HAH!  Jaguar.

Oikos!  Full House.  Heh!
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T-Mobile.  heh.  minimum.
Soda stream.  ha.  Sex appeal.
What?  London?  24?   Live Another Day.
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two minute warning.
Puppy escapee. Clydesdales.  meh. 
nice tits. waldrobe malfunction?  GoDaddy.
Doritos.  ha!
Ameican Idol.  nice teaser.
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Hey... who started the tradition of Gatorade baptism?
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And that's the game.  Seahawks.  43-8