The remains of a cardboard coloring rocketship from our Kids' department, right before we recycled it.
(Outer space was 2019's Summer Reading theme.)
I, of course, added post-its, meme-ing the remains.
Game over, MAN! Game over!
You maniac! You blew it up!
(On a more positive note, the baby survived.)
Hey, what do you know... it disintegrated.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
MOSTLY harmless.
Yes, we're gonna have to go to LUDICROUS speed.
Houston, we have a problem.
Look, sir. Droids.
...like tears in the rain.
Yeah, the same thing happened to my $2.99 mail-order submarine.
First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself.
I, of course, added post-its, meme-ing the remains.
Game over, MAN! Game over!
You maniac! You blew it up!
(On a more positive note, the baby survived.)
Hey, what do you know... it disintegrated.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
MOSTLY harmless.
Yes, we're gonna have to go to LUDICROUS speed.
Houston, we have a problem.
Look, sir. Droids.
...like tears in the rain.
Yeah, the same thing happened to my $2.99 mail-order submarine.
First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself.