Monday, June 14, 2021

Reaction Shots: Cardboard Rocketship Recycling


The remains of a cardboard coloring rocketship from our Kids' department, right before we recycled it.

(Outer space was 2019's Summer Reading theme.)

I, of course, added post-its, meme-ing the remains.

Game over, MAN! Game over!

You maniac! You blew it up!

(On a more positive note, the baby survived.)

Hey, what do you know... it disintegrated.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

MOSTLY harmless.

Yes, we're gonna have to go to LUDICROUS speed.

Houston, we have a problem.

Look, sir. Droids.

...like tears in the rain.

Yeah, the same thing happened to my $2.99 mail-order submarine. 
First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've added some special modifications myself.