Reaction Shots: Hymns for Climax

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Some hit high notes, I tend towards a basso profundo growl.

The more organs used, the bigger the pipes, the better. (And remember to pull out all the stops!)

Please rise for Hymn 1051: I Am Coming, Lord

Also, Hymn 371: I Need Thee Every Hour

Followed by Hymn 365: See, the Conqueror Mounts in Triumph

And the reading: Psalm 98:4

"Effective last verse arrangements for mixed chorus and congregation" #OhMy

"Adds New Interest to Hymn Singing!" #SayNoMore

Note that the author included his address on the cover...

Now you know why they call it the "fellowship hall"...

If you forget the words, you can speak in tongues.

(For those in London, the British Library has a copy.)

For funeral services, please refer to the companion volume: "Hymns for Hearse"

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How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: A Webcomic

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Fold the sheet, joining all four corners together.

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Using the corner seam, fold the two sides onto the sheet so that each lies flat.

The easy way.... the corner seam remains fixed, you're folding the sheet over so it lines up with the folded sheet beneath it. 

Everything is straight and parallel.

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Fold the sheet down in half, covering the folded corner.

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Fold the sheet into thirds to the right. Place on shelf.

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CAVEAT: This is for a FULL mattress of normal thickness. 

Your mileage may vary, but the basic flatting should work.

Epiphany: You can avoid all this by placing the fitted sheet back onto the mattress after it is done drying.  

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