Welcome to Harm and Ising's Karaoke Bar

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At a karaoke dive bar in the older part of Toon Town sit three grizzled cartoon chipmunks, angry and downbeat, passed over for the TV gig and Immortality because they weren't "adorable" enough. Yeah, sure, they still earn royalties on the original recording. "Theodore" last appeared as "Pip" in Enchanted, but was a bit miffed that her voice wasn't heard for most of the film. 

Humans visiting the bar are reminded to only order drinks from the human bartender. 

If you recognize a Toon, respect their privacy. We cannot guarantee your safety if a Toon decides to "cut loose". 

For Walt's Sake, DO NOT sing anything which appeared in a cartoon.
Not "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down".
No TV theme songs.
Nothing by Al Jolson. Or Weird Al.
If you sing "It's a Small World", I will personally have you disappeared to Pottsylvania.

We remind you that this is a Toon bar; you are guests here. Be respectful. Don't be a jerk. 
Tip the KJ and your bartenders. Our human staff can be even more devious than the Toons. 

Enjoy your stay.

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